NORTHERN OAK BELT — A coalition of major Squirrel States issued an urgent advisory on Friday warning of a significant deficit in regional acorn reserves, raising concerns about food security …
METRO SKY DISTRICT — The Urban Crow Syndicate, long suspected of orchestrating various intelligence and foraging operations across major cities, is now under formal investigation following allegations of large-scale tool …
UNDERGRAIN PROVINCE — The Rat Republic issued a national emergency alert late Sunday after a catastrophic locust swarm swept across its central grain-harvesting districts, destroying tens of thousands of stored …
OPEN BLUE CORRIDOR — Marine authorities have launched a sweeping investigation into allegations that several shark militias have established illegal toll zones along key migration routes, forcing schools of fish, …
LOWER WILLOW WATERSHED — Tensions escalated across the Eastern Riverlands this week after multiple colonies accused the Beaver Federation of constructing unauthorized dams beyond agreed-upon territorial boundaries, potentially altering water …
GREAT SAVANNAH RANGE — The Elephant High Council issued a sweeping national water emergency declaration on Monday, warning that rapidly diminishing watering holes across the Great Savannah Range have reached …
CORAL TRIANGLE REGION — A rare unified statement from the Pacific Octopus Nations on Wednesday sharply condemned what they describe as “unauthorized and provocative” dolphin patrols operating near their territorial …
ANTARCTIC UNION — The Southern Penguin Bloc voted late Thursday to expel one of its long-standing member colonies after an internal investigation uncovered allegations of large-scale manipulation of shared fish …
Penguin Council Hosts Debate on Fish Portion Sizes The Penguin Council held a surprisingly lively debate on whether fish distribution should offer bigger servings or more frequent small bites. Chubby …
Tortoise District Considers Speed Limit Increases After years of complaints from neighboring hares, the Tortoise District announced a vote on raising official speed limits—from slow to slightly-less-slow. Tortoises say they …
