Bird Representatives Argue Over New Dawn-Song Hour A committee of songbirds debated moving the official dawn-song time thirty minutes later to accommodate late-sleepers. Early-rising robins strongly opposed the change, saying …
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Otter Senate Approves Funding for More River Slides In a unanimous vote, the Otter Senate approved funding to build additional riverbank water slides for recreational use. Citizens applauded the decision, …
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Tiny Ant Union Forms to Demand Smaller Workloads Thousands of worker ants formally created the first Ant Labor Union, seeking a reduction in daily leaf-carrying quotas. The Queen expressed openness …
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Cat Council Votes on Mandatory Nap Breaks The Feline Council introduced a bill requiring all members of the feline community to take at least three scheduled naps per day. Some …
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Duck City Elects Youngest Mayor in Pond History A one-year-old duckling named Puddlefoot became the youngest mayor ever elected in Duck City. Supporters say his enthusiastic quacking inspired young voters, …
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Hedgehog Council Debates Whether to Add More Crossing Signs After several near misses on forest paths, the Hedgehog Safety Council debated installing new “Slow: Spiky Residents” crossing signs. Younger hedgehogs …
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Squirrel Mayors Meet to Discuss Acorn Redistribution Plan Representatives from five major squirrel towns gathered to discuss a new acorn-sharing agreement aimed at helping smaller colonies survive the winter. Most …
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Bunny Parliament Splits Over Carrot Tax Proposal A heated but adorable debate broke out in the Meadow Parliament after a group of rabbits proposed a small tax on premium garden …
